THE JOURNEY

	1. Coventry Birthplace of the highly unprofessional olympic flame team, see a tale of two cities   2. Lyon Pay a visit to the extinct volcanoes seen on bottled water label   3. Marseille Retrace the footsteps of the famous Geordie detective Spender, who investigated a trail of gruesome murders there in the 1990's   4. Monte Carlo To gamble, look at somone's famous Bust, and break Mika Hakkinen's 1999 record for the Grand Prix circuit: 1min 22.259 secs for a 2.082 mile single lap.   5. Genoa We will be rendezvousing with our Italian contact; Marco Moretti. He will teach us Italian culture enabling us to become Italian and so travel incognito through this stage of the journey.   6. Florence See some cultural stuff Marco will have taught us about and tap off with all the rich American birds spending a year there studying art history   7. Rome Tap off with some Italian birds who are studying at the university. There are over 100,000 female students, so failure need not be an option   8. Naples Affectionately known by the natives as Nipples, since the local girls are renowned for having two each. Mount Versuvias will be climbed and the the temperature resistance of the r-soles of the olympicflame team will be measured whilst actually standing inside the actual dormant volcano crater.   9. Capri Beautiful island of the coast of Naples/Nipples, the brith place of the Capri. Attempts will be made to locate the famous factory were the very first Capris were hand built by the local skilled workers.   10. Athens The cermonial extinguishing of the olympic flame will take place at this final stop on the journey.