THE BSE TEAM

 

Clive Gomm – The Grim Reaper. The child of Roman Goddess Venus and fire god Vulcan, owing to his dashingly good looks and fiery red hair, and born 215BC (approx). His father, Vulcan now lives under Mount Etna in Sicily and his offspring known generally to have been monstrous. Like his mythical father, Clive is also worshipped, though not for obtaining his protection in averting fires! Through his parentage Clive has the useful talent of being able to cause fire to descend on his enemies and hold superhuman feats such as downing 8 pints of lager without visiting the toilet (or wetting his pants!).

Clive also completed a 3820m trek through rainforest up mount Chirripo, the tallest mountain in Costa Rica, 2nd tallest in Central America. Ran 2005 Windsor half marathon and several 10km races. Completed the 4 peaks challenge where he bore the full force of Russell Evans after a 3 day diet of baked beans!

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Mark Johnson - Explorer Extraordinaire. Hello Folks, I'm Mark, the accompanying photo is one of me some years back climbing the North Face of the Eiger. It took me and some colleagues 3 days to complete the climb as we had some difficulty traversing the ice fields as these are now melting and the permafrost is causing the rock face to crumble. It is now considered too dangerous to attempt the North Face due to deteriorating conditions. I have made 2 attempts of Everest but have been driven back by adverse conditions, perhaps this is not meant to be. I've taken on the 6 peaks challenge to raise money for good causes and for a bit of fun and hopefully my training to date will have paid off.
Mark is a veteran of many climbs around the globe, Kilimanjaro, Mont Blanc, Matterhorn to name a few, perhaps his biggest climb was back to his bar stool after downing half a bottle of Ouzo and a few glasses of Metaxa in Corfu in 2005. "It was a daunting experience" said Mark, "It took me days to recover", he stated when questioned.

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Russell Evans - The Warlord. In the early 1970's there was a child born of Nigerian royal blood. That child was educated in the best Welsh universities; completing his degrees with flying colours. Since then, the royal Prince, has spawned more offspring than you can shake an Irish shillelagh at! He spent his youth in the savannas of Swaziland grooming his many wives in preparation for life. After spending many hot afternoons hunting down wildebeest and lion he decided it would be best for his future to move to the United Kingdom to further his career. Following his University time the Prince decided that Ukrainian blood is the new gene pool to get into and so again he moved. After spending a lot of time sampling the local night life around Kiev and Odessa Port the Prince decided to take a bride and introduce his Princess to Royal blood. The Prince now works and lives a life of tranquillity and restfulness whilst carrying out his career; without his fellow workers knowing his background. He has taken up walking the country he intends to rule by traditionally climbing the tallest peaks in each country before claiming the land!

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Carl Diggens - Map man. Known as Dr D and pictured here at the back on the far left with this motley group of intrepid explorers whilst sailing the dangerous and up until recently uncharted waters of St George's Channel and then on to the Irish Sea. This is the first time man is known to have ventured into these dangerous, uncharted waters and it was here that he earned the name Map Man whilst working to chart these waters to ensure safe passage for future explorations. It is good to know there are still people out there who are willing to risk all and go were mere mortals fear to tread to further the boundaries of man.
With his work in our coastal waters completed he is now using the skills learnt during his time there to Map some of the most dangerous and treacherous mountainous peaks throughout our islands. In 2005 he embarked on a 3 day expedition, to scale the 4 tallest peaks in our isles with a team of three other intrepid explorers who have now all become known as the BSE Team. They endured extreme weather conditions and encountered large packs of dangerous man eating wild marauding white woolly beasts. The team now fully recovered from there previous harrowing expedition and now nine strong, is to embark on their most hazardous journey to date. They are to climb 6 of the highest peaks our islands have to offer in only 72 hours, not only will they be mapping this uncharted wilderness but they plan to raise some valued sponsorship for two worthy charities.
You can help support this extraordinary adventure and make sure the efforts of our intrepid explorers are not in vain. To add your valued support and help the BSE Team return triumphant from their expedition just go to the home page and make your generous donation on-line by clicking on the big red button and follow the link to your chosen charity.
Thank you and log on again to keep up to date with the next thrilling expedition of the BSE Team as they rewrite the history books of our great nation.

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Adrian Wisner Incredibly famous, and Oscar nominated Actor, Producer and Director Adrain Wisner is taking a well earned break from his role as Lead Actor, Producer and Director in the new Hollywood blockbuster about man-eating herbs called "Do It To Me (Baby) One More Thyme" to take part in the gruelling 6 Peaks Challenge.

Speaking to our reporter Strangely Brown from his ocean-going yacht in Yarmouth Marina Adrain commented "It's such a thrill spending time with basic, simple people instead of the sophisticated individuals I'm used to being with in Hollywood. I can't wait to see how the other half live and how they'll cope with such a demanding challenge. I have such a fantastic life compared to the other people that are undertaking the 6 Peaks Challenge, I really think they will be so grateful for me spending my valuable time with them for a couple of days. I am confident that their lives will be enriched by my presence and I'm sure they'll waste no time at all in showing me how grateful they are!"

Adrain's next project, when filming is completed and the 6 Peaks Challenge has been overcome is to return to his grass roots of football coaching. His appointment as the next England Manager, which is due to be announced soon, will thrill his army of fans around the small cul-de-sac where his brother used to live in Leatherhead. Adrain is well known for his outspoken remarks regarding all aspects of football and he is not afraid to really show his feelings about the game. He was famously put on record recently when asked if he thought the new Wembley Stadium would be built on time and to budget, he answered with the immortal phrase "I dunno!".

Additionally, a really famous English midfield footballer, who plays in Spain, is married to a pop star and has 2 kids, and has the initials DB spoke on the rumours about Adrain's soon-to-be-announced appointment as England Manager saying "…there's nothing like a good England Manager…………and Adrain is nothing like a good England Manager….".

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Martin Egan - The Bodyguard Hello, my name is Martin Egan and I am 33 years old (Unlike Russell who is 33 Dog years old). After been thrown out of the leprechaun union for growing too tall I came to England. I went to college and this is where I met Russell and discovered you don’t need to be clever to get a degree. I worked as a horse drawn draughtsman until the invention of computers and now doodle and colour in electronically but always between the lines. I am not known for participating in exercise so I thought the 6 peaks was a good place to start. Both Mark and myself are excellent mountaineers and have demolished many mountains of food in the Ford Canteen. So finishing 6 in 72 hours is no trouble. But after some wise words from the old sage of FPP Mr Clarke (who was in school with Plato Dad you know) we decided to climb the six peaks. Being Irish I always have my Lucky Charms at the ready, while I dig trenches on roadsides. But I also have a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow so it's not all bad. So please sponsor me GO ON GO ON GO ON GO ON YOU WILL YOU WILL YOU WILL FATHER TED

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James Cowan - The Chef was born in Glasgow at the tender age of three. It is reputed that his first spoken word was "Mountain" though it has since been proven that this was a complete untruth! His roots in climbing stem from his love of high things, such as really big buildings, wardrobes and James Blunt and stuff. Like many of today's climbers, James has spent endless hours perfecting his craft by watching back to back reruns of "Cliff hanger" and the opening scenes from "Mission Impossible". On his most recent expedition, James, Joined by Russell Evans embarked on what they both knew would be the most challenging venture they had ever undertaken!! They had the crazy idea of taking their children on a trip to London during the recent half term break!!!!!!! One taxi, a train and two tubes later they arrived at Hyde Park corner where their mission was to feed the squirrels. Mission accomplished, Squirrels fed and Russell's back pack 1.5 kilos lighter (big bag of nuts, mostly eaten by kids) it was time for lunch. After two more tubes we arrived at the Rain Forest Café where we fed the team. Mission accomplished, troops fed and our wallets 120 pounds lighter (And yes, I do mean £'s). Now for the crowning glory, a trip to Hamley's! After two busses (in the wrong direction) we arrived at the store. Five floors of toys with a 2, 3, 6 and 7 year old (oh yes, and Russell) it was tough but we executed it with remarkable ease. Unfortunately though, we were not back at base camp yet! After a further two tubes, a train and bus all during rush hour, we arrived back home (few) where after putting the kids to bed we sank three bottles of wine, two large cigars and spent two and a half hours in James's hot tub (Ahhhhhh). 6 Peak training complete!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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